How to make a quick buck
| Build a twenty foot fence around your yard. Charge people to see what is inside. | |
| Teach a monkey how to smoke and juggle . Enough said. | |
| Sell fireworks to really small countries , the countries who ellect their president if a ground hog sees it's shadow, and say they have "powers". | |
| Charge People to see the boy with the worlds biggest ego. (myself and my counterparts could only do this because we know the boy with the worlds biggest ego) | |
| Peddling. need i go on? | |
| Tak a violin to teh metropolitan area of your shanty town. Start playing and have people pay you too stop. | |
| Go to a really small town. Tell them someone famous picked up your gloves off the street . Charge them to see the gloves. | |
| Go to your nearest run down school. On the weekends tell people it is a mueseum of natural science. Charge them for admitance | |
| Teach an abnormaly large rat hot to dance. Give him a top hat and cane. Take him to the downtown parts of your village. Have him dance. When pedestrians walk by have him hold out his hat to put money in. |